A
teacher asks her class, ''If
there are 5 birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them,
how many will be left?'' She
calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away
with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The
correct answer is 4, but I like
your thinking.'' Then Little
Johnny says, ''I have a question
for YOU. There are three women
sitting on a bench having ice
cream. One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of
ice cream. The second is
gobbling down the top and
sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice
cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great
deal, replies, ''Well I suppose
the one that's gobbled down the
top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the
one with the wedding ring
on...but I like your thinking.''
