Yo Mama's So Stupid...
- Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is
the brand on her clock-radio.
- Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes
twinkle by shining light in her ears.
- Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to
watch 60 Minutes.
- Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application
where it says emergency contact she put 911.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price
check at the dollar store..
- Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind,
she'd be speechless.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood
test and failed.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked
car.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas
money.
- Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17
(Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
- Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was
chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to
see when they closed.
- Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all
crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a
glass door.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free
sample.
- Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was
just around the corner and she went looking for it.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera
to record cable TV shows at home.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese
burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
- Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a
parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the
M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
- Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to
learn how to scribble.
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