Yo Mama's So Stupid...

Yo Mama's So Stupid...

• Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
• Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
• Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
• Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.. 
• Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.  
• Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.  
• Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
• Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. 
• Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
• Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a glass door.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
• Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it. 
• Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
• Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
• Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

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