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The Intuitive Drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2
percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was
unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind
her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
The drunk says, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at
her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she says, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on
Earth did you know that?'
The drunk replies, "Cause you're ugly."
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