Measuring Success
At age 4 success is . . . . not messing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends. 
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.  
At age 90 success is . . . not messing in your pants. www.funnies.com |