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Ghetto Spelling Bee
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. "I hate English, dem teachers are
always changing stuff".
Mother: "Tyreal, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"
Tyreal: "Naw, momma, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a
sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F".
1. HOTEL
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My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause
that
HOTEL
everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL
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We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was
HONORROLL.
3. PLANET
- Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he
PLANET
in the backyard.
4. DISMAY
-
I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said
DISMAY
hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE
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I should punch you for what you jes said but
OMELETTE
it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY
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Getting high is stupid. It makes you
STAIRWAY
into space.
7. MOBILE
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I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one
MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE
- I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped
DEFENSE
and got away.
9. AFRO
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I got so mad at my girl,
AFRO
a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH
- I don't feel like being at school today so
AFTERMATH,
I'm out.
11. LOCKET
-
I
slam the door so hard, I
LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING
- My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a
DOMINEERING.
13 KENYA
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I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger
KENYA
spare some change.
14. DERANGE
-
DERANGE
is where da deer and da antelope play.
15 DATA
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At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say
DATA
boy.
16. BEWARE
- I
asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis
BEWARE
I
can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION
- I be tall, dark, handsome and not
DIMENSION
smart.
18. COATROOM
- The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de
COATROOM."
19. DECIDE
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My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of
chicks on
DECIDE.
20. FASCINATE
- Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't
FASCINATE.
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