A Snowman’s Funeral

Holy Humor!!  1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:CHURCH CAR PARKING – FOR MEMBERS ONLY,TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED!That took care of the problem!2. “No God – No Peace?   Know God – Know Peace.” 3. “Free Trip to heaven.   Details Inside!” 4. “Try our…

Have You Ever Wondered… Why does the sun lighten our hair,but darken our skin? Why can’t  women put on mascarawith their mouths closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline“Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”? Why is lemon juice made with…

Shove It Up Your …!  Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.Before he…

“Things My Mom Taught Me”   My Mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning!” My Mom taught me about INDIVIDUALISM. “I bet if all your friends jumped off a bridge, you would too! My Mom taught me RELIGION. “You…