Only Two Parachutes


 
Only Two Parachutes
 

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes.  The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive.  He took a chute and jumped.

The priest looked and the young boy, and reflecting back on his life, told the young boy to take the last parachute since he had already lived a wonderful and full life.

The boy replied, "You can have the other chute because the smartest man on this plane just jumped out with my book bag!"

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