Short and Cheesy Jokes

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Short and Cheesy Jokes

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie-talkie.

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them, they'd break.

Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels

Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?

The Outside.

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