“Ridiculous Quotes”

Holy Humor!!  1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:CHURCH CAR PARKING – FOR MEMBERS ONLY,TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED!That took care of the problem!2. “No God – No Peace?   Know God – Know Peace.” 3. “Free Trip to heaven.   Details Inside!” 4. “Try our…

A Smart Way to Sleep During Class

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work,plops down on the couch in front of the television,and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer.  Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beerbefore it starts!”  She looks across, but fetches another beer…

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female……Any part under a car’s hood.Male……….The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female……Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.Male……….Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female……The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.Male………..Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)Female…….A desire to get married and…