Riddles Page 5

 

 

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?


A: you don't bury survivors

 

Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?


A: 'Each' is a man's name!

 

Q: If there's a frog, dead in the center of a lily pad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?


A: neither, the frog is dead!

 

Q: You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver's eyes?


A: The same as yours, you're the bus driver.

 

Q: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?


A: The sea!

 

Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...how come?


A: He was bald.

 

Q: David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?


A: David

 

Q: What has a mouth but doesn't eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn't sleep, and waves but has no hands?


A: a river.

 

Q: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?


A: His horse was called Friday.

 

Q: If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house?


A: Washington DC

 

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