A group of redneck
friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned
alone, staggering under the weight of an eight point
buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple
miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry out there and carried the deer back?"
they inquired. "It was a tough call", nodded the
hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal
Henry!"
The young redneck came
running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba,
somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young redneck answered, "Nope. I couldn't
tell, but I did get his license plate number."
A State Trooper pulled
over a redneck in a pickup. He asked, "Got any
I.D.?" The redneck driver replied, "Bout Whut?"
