Funny Jokes and Humor, Pulling a Fast One

Pulling a Fast One
John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt roadand started to make out hot and heavy.His date stopped and said,"I really should have told you this earlier,but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." 
John pulled a twenty out of his billfoldand proceeded to have his way with her.After a cigarette, John just sat in the driver's seatstarring out the window. 
The woman asked him, "Why aren't we going anywhere?"John replied, "Well, I really should havetold you THIS earlier." "I am actually a taxi cab driver,and the fare back to town is $25."

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