The Shit Joke, a hilarious funny joke funpage from Funnies.com
What is the most
powerful word
in the English language?
Well, SHIT, of course!
Shit is easily the most powerful word in the
English language. You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit
together, find a place for your shit
or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit while
others can't tell
the difference
between shit and cineole.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, chicken shit, and horse shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit,
catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit,
or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
the right shit, the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come
out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the
basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't
need to know anything else!
