What PMS Really Stands for

What PMS Really Stands For:

13. Psychotic Mood Shift 

12. Pack My Stuff 

11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome 

10. Perpetual Munching Spree 

9. Puffy Mid-Section 

8. People Make Me Sick 

7. Provide Me with Sweets 

6. Pardon My Sobbing 

5. Pimples May Surface 

4. Pass My Sweatpants 

3. Pissy Mood Syndrome 

2. Plainly Men Suck 

And The Number One Thing PMSStands for is: 

1. Pass My Shotgun