Fun PG Rated Tongue Twisters

Tongue Twisters

If a bra is an

upper topper titty flopper stopper,

and a jock strap is a

lower decker pecker checker,

and a roll of toilet tissue is a

super duper doody pooper scooper,

what do you call a Japanese drummer boy
 whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.