Off to See the Wizard!
 
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.
They are whirled off to the land of OZ.

 
 
 
They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Great Wizard.
 
 
 " What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
 
  
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly and says,
 "I've come for some courage."
 
 
 
" No Problem! says the Wizard. Who ' s next? "
 
Richard Nixon steps forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."
 
 

 "Done! says the Wizard.

Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

 

Up steps Dubya and says,

"I'm told by some of the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard.

Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,

"Well, what do you want?"

 

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"