Off to See the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a
They are whirled off to the land of OZ.
finally make it to the Emerald City and find the
What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of
Carter steps forward timidly and says,
"I've come for some courage."
says the Wizard.
Nixon steps forward,
I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up steps Dubya and says,
"I'm told by some of the American people that I need a
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"