Off to See the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.
They are whirled off to the land of OZ.
They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Great Wizard.
" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly and says, "I've come for some courage."
" No Problem! says the Wizard. Who ' s next? "
Richard Nixon steps forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up steps Dubya and says,
"I'm told by some of the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"