Monkey Business
I was just “Monkeying Around“
and thought I’d say HELLO!

I was just “Monkeying Around“
and thought I’d say HELLO!

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Giorgio – Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!” The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator…
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The Bull and the Turkey A turkey was chatting with a bull.“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey.“But I just haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull.“They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of…
Reason #3 why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party… (Reason 1 and Reason 2 in case you missed them)
It looks like she’s been waiting for a long time!