May I Have This Dance?
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says,
"Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song,
but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me,
I said you look fat in those pants."
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