Life Is Not a Box of Chocolates
Life is NOT
like a box of chocolates…

It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.


Life is NOT
like a box of chocolates…

It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos.

What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.


The Most Disgusting Eye Trick Ever
Yet Another Reason Not To Pass Out At A Party
January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving tyke was Ms. Robertson’s son. June 1998: A 19-year-old…
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest onesat the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good forthe herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole groupkeeps improving by the regular…
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feelingtoo hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wifewould be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,”and would probably have a present for me.She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s…