The Cop and the Juggler

A juggler, driving to his next performance,
is stopped by the police. 
"What are these matches and lighter fluid
doing in your car?" Asks the cop.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah?" Says the doubtful cop.
"Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts
juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," says the driver to his wife.
"I'm glad I quit drinking.
 Look at the test they're giving now!"

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