An extremely modest man
was in the hospital for a
series of tests.
The last test had left his
system upset.
For hours he made several
false-alarm trips to the bathroom.
Finally giving up on
going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false
alarm, so he stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed
with diarrhea!
He was SOOOO embarrassed!
Losing his presence
of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
As luck would have
it, a drunk was walking by the hospital.
Suddenly, the sheets
landed on him! He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which
left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there
staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident
walked up and asked,
"What in the world was
that all about?"
Still staring down, the
drunk replied:
"I think I just beat the
crap out of a ghost!"
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