The Annoying Wife
Would You
Remarry?
A husband and wife
are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks
the question....
WIFE: "What would you
do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely
not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't
you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I
do."
WIFE: "Then why
wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay,
I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?"
(with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes
audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live
in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's
a great house."
WIFE: "Would you
sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else
would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let
her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably,
it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you
replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would
seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE E: "Would you
give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm
sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use
my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's
left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
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