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Blonde Parking
During the Winter
Norman and his blonde wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening
to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of
the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves
her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are
expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd
numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife
goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We
are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park........... "then
the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the
street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to
Blondes exhibit, Norman says,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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