The Redneck's Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three,
This widow had a daughter who had hair of red.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my
To complicate the matters worse, although it
brought me joy,
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him
Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on
My wife is now my mother's mom and it surely
makes me blue.
If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her
For now I have become the strangest case you ever
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