4 Easy Questions

The following short
quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whether you are qualified to
be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that
difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question
tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, "Open the
refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" (Wrong Answer)
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant
and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions
of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except
one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The
Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This
tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you
manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim
across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether
you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they
tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals have the brains of a four year old.