Help Weed Out the Terrorists

We are told that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife topless, and that he must give himself a wedgie and kick himself in the balls if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern Standard Time, to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists, every American woman is being asked to walk out of her house topless.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.  Every man is asked to position himself in a lawn chair in front of his house to prove he is not Taliban and to show support for all American women. 

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

 

Homeland Security appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America.

 

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

TO PASS THIS ON!

 

 

Your message will appear here.

---