Virtual Coffee Break
You’ve worked hard all day,
and you deserve a coffee break!
You have been sent
a virtual cup of coffee!
You’ve worked hard all day,
and you deserve a coffee break!
You have been sent
a virtual cup of coffee!
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered…
The Texan Farmer A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and begins talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the…
Sometimes people should think about how their last names fit together before they get married…
After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following:
Signs Your Cow Has Mad-Cow Disease Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne. She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.” Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder. Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body. Your cow…