| Chocolate is a Vegetable Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.  Bean = vegetable.  Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. 
Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. 
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. 
So candy bars are a health food. 
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. 
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