Funny Chinese Proverbs
Man who scratch bum
should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
