My Butt Hurts

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and mywife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else…After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finallyproceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the sinkwith the exception of one glass, which…

The #1 Reason you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!

Hands in the Clouds I would flip out if I saw the clouds form like this!