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The Brunette and the Genie
A brunette is walking through the
country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you
guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three
wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the
blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice
house."
The genie replies, "You now have one
nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
Then the lady says, "Give me a
gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one
gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish,
Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death
with it."
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