The Brains of Males and Females

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and mywife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else…After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finallyproceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the sinkwith the exception of one glass, which…

Hunting Season: It’s almost that time of year again… But this year the deer are a little bit smarter…

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: 

Don’t waste your time. You’re NOT gonna find one!