Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes
and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The Brunette team rides in the bottom
of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is
whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she
doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go
up and investigate.
When the Brunette reaches the top,
she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at
the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white
knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's goin' on
up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes
from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a
driver!"
