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The Blonde Prison Break
 
Three women escaped
from prison. One was a redhead, one was a brunette, and one was a blonde. They ran for
miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft
and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to
climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff
told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the
sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three
gunnysacks."The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the
first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the
deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so
the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So
he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes".
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