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The Blonde Swimmer Joke

There are three women stranded on an island. One is brunette, one's a redhead, and the other one is a blonde. There is land in sight.

"I have an idea!" the redhead says.  "We can swim there!"
So the redhead jumps into the water, swims 1/4 of the way, and drowns.
The brunette says, "I'm a better swimmer. I can get there." She manages to swim 1/3 of the way and she drowns.
The blonde dives into the water, swims 1/2 of the way, and looks around.
"I'm pretty tired." she says. "I'm gonna swim back."

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