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The Shiny-Walled Box
Thingie
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver
walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea
what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed,
an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as a meter
moved from one side to the other
above the shiny walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman
stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your
mother!"
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