1. THINGY (thing-ee)
n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)
adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)
n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a
fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while
out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT
(en-ter-tayn-ment)
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking
beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment,
self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE
(may-king luv)
Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a
couple can achieve.
Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as
we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL
(ri-moht kon-trohl)
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375
channels every 5 minutes.
