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12 Reasons to
Laugh
Marriage
changes
passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I
saw
a
woman
wearing
a
sweat
shirt
with
"Guess"
on
it.
So I
said
"Implants?"
She
hit
me.
How
come
we
choose
from
just
two
people
to
run
for
president
and
50
for
Miss
America?
A
good
friend
will
come
and
bail
you
out
of
jail... but,
a
true
friend
will
be
sitting
next
to
you
saying,
"Darn...that
was
fun!"
Why
is
it
that
our
children
can't
read
a
Bible
in
school,
but
they
can
in
prison?
I signed up for an
exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any
loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When
I
was
young
we
used
to
go
"skinny
dipping..."
Now
I
just
"chunky
dunk."
Don't
argue
with
an
idiot;
people
watching
may
not
be
able
to
tell
the
difference.
Wouldn't
it
be
nice
if
whenever
we
messed
up
our
life
we
could
simply
press
'Ctrl
Alt
Delete'
and
start
all
over?
Why
do
you
have
to
swear
on
the
Bible
in
court
when
the
Ten
Commandments
cannot
be
displayed
in a
federal
building?
Bumper
sticker
of
the
year:
"If
you
can
read
this,
thank
a
teacher
-and,
since
it's
in
English,
thank
a
soldier!!"
Wouldn't
you
know
it...
Brain
cells
come
and
brain
cells
go,
but
FAT cells
live
forever.
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