10 Things Men Know About Women
After centuries of pondering, contemplating,

studying, researching,

and experimenting,

men have finally concluded the following:

After centuries of pondering, contemplating,

studying, researching,

and experimenting,

men have finally concluded the following:

Shove It Up Your …! Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.Before he…
Yet Another Reason Not To Pass Out At A Party
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feelingtoo hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wifewould be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,”and would probably have a present for me.She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s…